Thursday, June 17, 2004

porno pandas

see the new snapshot on the right ? that is my gorgeous, 4 months old niece, nina. she unquestionably has my brother's smile and nearly his face, but certainly not his hair or his skin tone!. if you ever attempt and look for either me or ragho, my brother, after twilight, make sure you carry a powerful torch light. you can by no means recognise our black faces otherwise. monica has her 12 week scan on wednesday the 23rd june. i am praying everything will be ok. monica has been scrutinising a lot of maternity related shows. i can't comprehend how she watches them as some scenes are off putting. The episode on foetus–in-foetu was particularly harrowing. anyway, i am delighted she watches them since all they ever talk about are "complications and how best we can avoid them".

i have a rendezvous with the nurse tomorrow for gauging my blood pressure. i feel fine and i hope it will be normal.

have you been informed of the porno pandas ? these chinese people are absolutely imaginative !! in china, some where in the forests of course, they exhibit mating scenes of pandas on a large screen time after time so that pandas can "become skilled at" or get excited I suppose. as usual, they claim staggering success. even a 4 year old female panda has been impregnated that way. evidently, these stupid pandas know nothing about the laws pertaining to under age sex !!

eric has invited us for punting in the river cam this weekend. he was my colleague back at nokia and we used to work on the SGSN [core network implementation] side of packet data. i was his project leader and i take enormous pleasure in pointing out that he was utterly useless. all he ever did at work was listen and sing along to songs by the [cheeky girls]. after leaving nokia, he some how hoodwinked cambridge university into accepting him for a M.Phil [that too with a full bursary] and fortuitously has graduated just a few weeks ago.

eric says we will have lunch at the [king’s college] mess hall before the punting. for those who have seen harry potter(s), i nudge you to recall one of the many scenes where they all sit in the common dining hall with floating candles. almost all oxbridge colleges have similar themes since most were constructed pre-victorian days. i will click some snaps [if permitted] and host them on my web site. i will pretend to be harry farter. i am certainly hairy and need i mention anything about farting ?

inge [the norwegian dilbert] and his lovely fiancé marie [from toulouse, france] called us a few days back. they are getting married on the 23rd of july 2005. i have warned them that i will gate crash if i receive no invitation.

my last day here at [Brandcomms] will be the 9th of july 2004.

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