waitin for my visa

i suppose william and monica are plotting against me. soon after i published my previous post [in which i had produced a ballpark figure of £3 million for the ultrasound scanner] william dispatches me a [link] from eBay for a south korean made scanner that has a price tag of £28,000 pounds. he alleges it is a bargain ! monica had a look at it and insists it is a much better scanner than the one they had at rosie. i am not taking any of that nonsense woman !

the other day william goes to sainsburys [a super market chain] and asked me if i wanted anything. since i did not bring lunch, i requested if he could get me a cheese & tomato panini and entrusted him with a £10 note. he goes to sainsburys, gives monica a tink on her mobile phone and reveals that her favourite cereal [which is not stocked in tesco, our regular super market, any longer] is on sainsburys's shelves !! monica implores him to get as many as he possibly can, ofcourse using my mahoney, all without me being aware of it !!

now our kitchen is filled to capacity with crispix, monica's breakfast cereal, and waffles. oh well, never mind. nothing of any value has transpired in the past 1 week. i just thought i would login and blog a bit just to convince you i am still operational. i have applied for my singapore visa late last week and i am anticipating it in a day or two. i am planning on a [train] journey from singapore through to malaysia and probably all the way to bangkok and back. well, i have to get permission from the [boss] for this.

i can see a tiny bulge in monica's tummy !! woo hoo !! nhs's purple booklet says there will be a lot of harmonal activity in the expectant woman's body often translating to an increase in the body size, breast size and even mild case of pimples. i am not so sure about that when it comes to monica. but, for the past 12 weeks, i can say, i have been putting on more weight and having a bout of harmless pimples. reprehensibly, my breasts in actual fact have become bigger. if i don’t do something about this, i would have to start thinking about bras or some other type of support.