adios brandcomms

i have completed all the documentation work that required completion. i have 2 bugs to patch up but i am not in the mood. i have not done any useful work the whole of today apart from the little assistance i extended to annie on my [EAP-TLS] coding.

monica now weighs 46.5 kilograms!! woo yay !! that is about 2 kilograms more than what she averaged the whole of last few years. for those intrusive perverts who want to enquire how fat i am, i weigh a [modest] 74 kilograms. that is a full 7 kilograms more than what i used to weigh 5 years back. those 7 extra kilos, i confirm, are evenly split between my butt cheeks and face cheeks [i call them supplemental insulation or augmented fat reservoirs]. well, as monica put it – i certainly am one healthy, plump monkey at the centre of my village trying to cross bridges of all sorts.

my beautiful sister-in-law, [yovita], has concluded her A-levels and started preparing for SAT. she intends to audit two 1st year medicine courses at the [university of cambridge], take up her driving lessons and volunteer for some work at [addenbrookes]. one regrettable issue is that she has started cooking at home now since she has all the time she needs. that chicken she cooked a few days back, O'God, i feel sorry for that chicken mate. i made the bloomer of venturing into the kitchen while she was murdering the already dead chicken and i can never use that shirt ever again!! she burns everything she cooks man. much like the famed [midas touch], yovita's touch trans-mutates everything to black. i am dark brown and i better stay away from her before she turns me into charcoal.

i haven't been able to sleep well in recent times. i feel lethargic in the morning even after 6 to 7 hours of sleep every night. too much anxiety, outlandishly petrifying dreams and deep thoughts make me toss and turn. my back pain has returned. i don’t know why!! i do a bit of stretching exercise almost every day. it is not awful at the moment and i hope i can just go home and unwind tonight.

[eric] will be leaving the UK for good on the 24th. i am meeting him for dinner tomorrow. i hope he has a brilliant career and a cheerful future. although he is a complete jack ass, i and monica will surely miss him very much and wish him loads of good luck. monica will attend his graduation ceremony on the 17th. i will pay him a surprise visit at mauritius.

chris has his one week seminar to attend for his [open university] course on psychology down south. i cannot believe it, but it is true. 18 months of hard work [!!] at [brand communications] will come to a halt on thursday. i do not intend to do any shit on that day. tomorrow i have to make sure i devolve everything i ought to, pack up, gather everything that belongs to me, notify people that i am shifting etc. etc. i seek to relax completely for 2 weeks starting friday by doing absolutely nothing. i may or may not check my email for the next 2 weeks [but most likely will post another blog, depends on my shifty mood really].